Monstrous Summer

Boo Nerds!

Did I scare you? Didn't think so.  

It's unfortunate because Disney is beginning their Monstrous Summer campaign on May 24th and they will need your screams to power all the projectors they are using to make Spaceship Earth look like Mike Wazowski.  The big kick off party involves Disneyland and Magic Kingdom staying open for 24 hours (much like they did for last year's leap day celebration).  Naturally, to celebrate the kingdom parks being the center of the party, they are advertising it on Epcot's icon....because....it's round.

While I understand the point of Monstrous Summer, it seems it's execution is a little half hearted.  Aside from the 24 hour parties and the projections on Spaceship Earth, there isn't really much else going on to make this event special.  If you miss the craziness on the 24th, then the celebration consists of meet n' greets with Mike and Sully, a Mono-rail wrap to promote Monsters U (much like they did  for Avengers, Iron Man, and Tron) and a new joke or two in Monsters Inc. Laugh Floor (M.I.L.F.)

Since Disney obviously doesn't have the time to find ways to do this celebration properly, I have taken the liberty of coming up with some ideas for them :)

Monstrous Splash Mountain

Replacing all the Brer Rabbit Animatronics with Boo, Brer Fox with Mike, and Brer Bear with Sully, join Mike and Sully on a fun filled adventure to save Boo from becoming a tar baby.

Space Mountain: Monster Galaxy

Replace all the space nebula projections with Mike Wazowski dancing a jig to a rockin' Randy Newman soundtrack

Monsters of the Caribbean

A swashbuckling adventure ensues when Boo is let loose on the Caribbean island town of TorBOOga.

It's a Small Monster

Sail the scariest cruise in the world as you float through scenes of monsters scaring children all over the world, all to the most annoying soundtrack ever created

Monsterhorn

A high speed bobsled adventure with Sully trying to increase his scare quotient at every turn

Big Thunder Monster

Monsters in the west.  What more do you need?

Indiana Jones and the Temple of the Forbidden Monster

Don't look into the one giant eye of the green idol

Buz Lightyears Monster Spin

How many Pixar movies can you cram into one ride?  Lets find out as you simultaneously shoot targets for points and scream as loud as you can to power the ride.

Sorin' Over Monstropolous

Take in the breath taking views and smells of the inhabitants of the city.  Just make sure your hang glider can fit through the door so you can get home.

Monster Tours

The preferred method of transport for monsters everywhere.  Travel to all the exciting destinations that have yet to be seen in any Monsters movies in stunning HD3D

 And I'm spent.  What this video where Parker and I go into more detail about the Monstrous Summer.

See you in the M.I.L.F.

Mike